May242012

You Would do What to that Animal?

  • Background: Today we did a lesson on Conditional statements, and as a warm-up I showed a fan video of that awful Barenaked Ladies song "If I had a million dollars." In the video there is a picture of a llama. This is what followed.
  • Me: What did they buy in the video?
  • Student 1: A house.
  • Student 2: A car.
  • Student 3: A girlfriend.
  • Me: Okay (there is a lyric about buying someone's love)
  • Student 4: Animals, Tiger!!
  • Me: Good! (Another line about exotic pets)
  • Student 5: I'll fuck ha!!!
  • Me: What?
  • Student 5: I'll FUCK ha!!
  • Me: I don't understand. (Very confused)
  • Student 5: I'll fuck haaa!! Teacher. I'll fucka! I'll fucka!!
  • Me: **Looking around for help**
  • Student 2: Teacher animal like horse.
  • Me: OHHHHH. Alpaca.
  • Student 5: Yes teacher, I'll fuckha. Okay! I'll fuckha.
  • Me: AL-Pack-Ah
  • Student 5: I'll-FUCK-ah.
  • Me: AL-Paca (lots of slow emphasis)
  • Student 5: Yes teacher, I'll-Fucka.
  • Sometimes you can't win.
12PM

This just came out a few hours ago, and it is incredible!!! Areiacreations is group producers and DJs based out of Seoul.  They do a lot of great stuff and they do a lot of trance remixes of popular K-pop songs, mashups and original stuff.  But this remix of Fantastic Baby I could listen to for hours and hours.  

This is currently my favorite Trance track right now.  

May212012

I Shit You Not…

I just saw an ajuma demolishing a building. She had a massive piece of machinery at her disposal. No ajuma should have so much power.

May172012
8AM
Came into my desk this morning and this was sitting on it. Surprise, mystery gifts are awesome.

Came into my desk this morning and this was sitting on it. Surprise, mystery gifts are awesome.

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